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Saturday, 30 July 2011

And another thing about #blueskyhilton...

When I used to be 'innovative' for a living (working at Xerox's research lab in Cambridge) I came to realise that if an idea was any good it would piss people off. In fact I started to think that the theoretically optimal reaction to a new idea was "I'm going to kill you." Of course it's not that optimal if they actually kill you. For really good blue sky thinkers who come up with ideas like socialism, planetary motion or evolution this is a genuine occupational hazard. So, maybe you're onto something with this maternity leave thing Steve. Although you're probably going to find out that in politics the theoretically optimal response to a genuinely good idea is "You're Fired."
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Thursday, 28 July 2011

Recent quotes giving feedback for my contribution to "The Digital Publisher" course

"Best tutor by far - it would be amazing if every tutor had his energy."

"Interesting, thought-provoking, enjoyable, many useful tips/guidelines". 

Next time this course is running:

My next training course: Managing Digital Projects 
http://www.train4publishing.co.uk/guideto/electronic/project.php

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Tuesday, 26 July 2011

What's Wrong with this Picture? Failure Demand and Discovered Demand

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Can somebody please tell me what's wrong with this picture? One Sunday afternoon (yes, I was thinking about this stuff at the weekend) I found myself going off on my own, off-piste.  Trying to explain to myself, and thereafter, possibly explain to others why software projects have the kind of life cycle and experience that they do.  I've read Freedom from Command and Control by John Seddon and really like his distinction between "Value Demand" and "Failure Demand." 

This is my gloss on Seddon, and it's a while since I read him.  Roughly speaking:
Value Demand: Things that you want an organisation to do for you e.g. Change a tyre on your car
Failure Demand: Things that go wrong in the process of trying to deliver the value demand, that in themselves need fixing.  e.g. Breaking the hub cap while changing the tyre, which then requires a separate extra task, and extra cost of a new hub cap.

However, for an IT project, I don't think this is enough of a distinction.   Seddon seems to be writing mainly about service organisations, where what's required to respond to a particular service call is understood. I would say that in software development, things can a little more  complicated.  In software development at each stage of the process, extra value demand can be discovered.  I don't know what anybody else has called it, but I'm calling it discovered demand.

Some examples of discovered demand?  OK, here goes:
Discovered Technical Demand: A tweak to a web page design (Value Demand) results in a huge number of extra sales of widgets. This brings down the sales database and makes the entire site unresponsive. An entire new database architecture is required to deal with this.  This is what my old boss Mik Lamming used to call "a success disaster."
Discovered Value Demand: Now it's got really easy to buy widgets on your site.  It seems obvious that at the joyful moment when you buy your widget you should also be able to comment on your widget purchase on all social networking sites.
Discovered Value Demand: Now the process of buying widgets has been streamlined, it's obvious that some information that's asked for across several different pages would be better off being asked all at once.

Some examples of failure demand?
Failure Demand: The ways the CSS is set up means that most of the importand credit card fields can't be seen on a standard 800x600 laptop screen.
Failure Demand: It at any point you press the "back button" you get a 500 error.


Once you start to think about this, you start to realise that for digital project management, this might be one of the answers for the "ultimate question" of Taiichi Ohno: "What is it?".

What Digitial Project Management is about is delivering value.  A lot of value is discovered in the progress of a digital project. So, for most projects:

Managing Digital Projects is about Managing Delivering Discovered Value

OK, back to my diagram.  The point that I'm trying to make with it is that at every stage of development value is discovered and failure demand rears its ugly head and needs to be attended to.  This might explain why the average error on the estimate of effort and/or time taken to deliver digital projects is 150%.

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This is a test

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Monday, 25 July 2011

If you're not lead sled dog...

...the view never changes:


Casey Ryback: What made you flip like this?
William Strannix: I got tired of coming up with last-minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people.
Casey Ryback: All of your ridiculous pitiful antics aren't gonna change a thing. You and me, we're *puppets* in the same sick game. We serve the same master, and he's a lunatic and he's ungrateful. But there's nothing we can do about it. You and me, we're the same.
William Strannix: Oh, no. No. No. No. There's a difference, my man. You have faith. I don't!
[a knife fight erupts between them]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105690/quotes?qt=qt0256470

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Sunday, 24 July 2011

From Timothy Leary's Wikipedia entry

"an anonymous institutional employee who drove to work each morning in a long line of commuter cars and drove home each night and drank martinis ... like several million middle-class, liberal, intellectual robots."

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Leary
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Saturday, 23 July 2011

Most of the time...

I'm just a fat man munching on sugar and lard, washing it down with some form of strong black coffee and lusting after (ladies') arses.

Occasionally, I wake up and do a bit of thinking, maybe even a bit of writing. Not so much recently though. No. Recently. Not so much.
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Dead Phrases

When you speak to others notice your Dead phrases, and your patterned stylized responses. They are indications that you are sound asleep.

Christopher S. Hyatt - Undoing Yourself

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1561840572/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1311424427&sr=8-1
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Wednesday, 20 July 2011

My Mate Chris Gloag a Hedge Fund Manager and a Horse!!!

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From: Chris Gloag <studio@chrisgloag.com>
Date: 20 July 2011 10:00
Subject: Chris shoots Lex Van Dam - On a horse in front of the Royal Exchange, London..
To: "mark.stringer@mumbly.co.uk" <mark.stringer@mumbly.co.uk>


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I was asked to take a portrait of Lex Van Dam (a trader and hedge fund manager) by Quotenet.nl, a Dutch financial magazine.

When the call came through that they wanted him riding a horse outside the Royal Exchange my first thoughts were to a complicated photoshop stitch envolving green screens and hours of retouch. In fact they just hired a horse and Lex got on it and we shot for 20 minutes completely unmolested by the authorities. Bliss.

I shot the image with the Canon 17-40 wide angle lens to get the whole of the horse in and the whole of the Royal Exchange with detail and texture in both. Lighting was 2 Canon Speedlights to lighten Lex (separating him from the background a little) and to make the horse shine like a statue to give him solidity. It was one of those beautifully atmospheric rainy London days and this was honoured in post production (along with the removal of a million chewing gums!).

Quotenet.nl Tear sheet 

- Lex enjoying a bag of fish and chips with his horse tied up infront of a fish and chips shop/bed and breakfast!

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Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Paradigm Shift

"When a paradigm shift occurs - when we go from seeing things one way to seeing them another way - the whole world is remade."

Robert Anton Wilson - Prometheus Rising

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Godless Communists

For instance, in the FBI under J. Edgar Hoover, the agent had to develop a capacity to see godless communists everywhere. Any agent whose perceptions indicated that there were actually very few godless communists in this country at that time would experience cognitive dissonance - his or her reality-tunnel was at variance with the "official" reality-tunnel of the pyramid. To talk about such perceptions at all would be to invite suspicions of eccentricity, intellectual wiseacreing or of being oneself a godless communist.

The same would apply to a Dominican inquisitor in the middle ages who lacked the capacity to "see" witches everywhere. In such authoritarian situations it is important to see what the Top Dogs (alpha males) see; it is inconvenient and possibly dangerous to see what is actually happening. Prometheus Rising - Robert Anton Wilson
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Robert Anton Wilson - Prometheus Rising

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Sunday, 17 July 2011

The Real Source of Wealth

The real source of wealth is correct ideas: workable ideas: that is, negative entropy - Information.

Prometheus Rising - Robert Anton Wilson
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1561840564/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1310894521&sr=8-1
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Saturday, 16 July 2011

Interesting how...

... going to improvisation classes gives me a different take on watching an unsatisfying play. Two concepts that I've learned from @tomsalinsky on his courses at the Spontaneity Shop came to mind while I was watching "Dying City."  in a London production (http://www.offwestend.com/index.php/plays/view/6067).

First was "Trouble Salad".  The idea is you can't make a story more interesting simply by heaping on more and more different kinds of trouble that are unrelated.  If the troubles get worse and they are related then you have a story (like the Murdoch issues that are circulating at the moment).  Kelly's husband doesn't love her, and he's being unfaithful to her, and he's in Iraq and then he shoots himself.  Are these things connected?  If they are, it would be nice to know how.  It's doesn't have to be spelled out, but it would be nice to be given some clue.  Otherwise it just feels like one damn thing after another.

Second was the idea of moral choice.  The hero of the piece. This is part of the problem. The hero of "Dying City" should have been Kelly but the playwright couldn't quite decide.  The hero of the piece needs to make a decision that either extricates her from the danger she's in (adventure, comedy) or causes the trouble to totally engulf her (tragedy).  Kelly didn't get to do either.  There were a few moral choices drifting around that nearly got made.  She could have really thrown Peter out (in fact he didn't leave, he just slept on the sofa).  She could have decided to have a baby with him (creepy but at least definitive). Mmph.  As I said.  Unsatisfying.  But I think at least going to improvisation classes has given me and idea of why and how.

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Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Why I'm bored of the Murdoch thing (by a form commentator on the News of the World)

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Last line of George Orwell, Animal Farm.

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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Wondering... (#NOTW)

...how confident you should be if you signed up for paywall News International websites, that these details wouldn't be abused if you became newsworthy. How about your Sky account details? Surely some unscrupulous Sun hack wouldn't use those to - say - 'blag' your baby's medical records.
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Saturday, 9 July 2011

Letting a few buses go by...

...because a professor that I used to work with might be on one of them (I just saw him waiting at a bus stop). Whenever he sees me in Muswell Hill and I say hello, he acts really weird, as if I'm stalking him. So glad I left academia. What further complicates matters is he looks a lot like Les Dennis who also gets shirty if you recognise him and also lives in Muswell Hill.

Maybe it's just simpler to go for coffee in Camden.
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Ambivalent...

...about the closure of the #NOTW as I would be about the politically motivated closure of a 'comedy' plastic turd factory. http://justpaste.it/robbiereviews
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Title: interesting article on the NOTW debacle by Polly Toynbee

http://m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gnm/op/s68HJj63waxhHOsAnOval5w/view.m?id=15&gid=.../2011/jul/08/ed-miliband-broken-omerta-old-monster&cat=commentisfree

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The Blair Brooks Project - Absolute Power

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jul/08/rebekah-brooks-profile-phone-hacking

Just thinking there's a similarity with Blair in the way that she's - not effortlessly - but assuredly risen to the top.  It would seem that on the way up, not knowing right from wrong is a real bonus. It helps you stab people in the back, let go of people who aren't useful to you, say whatever needs saying to please your bosses.  All that good Machievellian stuff.  But then, when you're powerful, having no moral compass *is* a problem. Because now what you say matters.  You aren't just spreading rumours behind a rival's backs, you're causing mobs to attach paediatricians and sending armies into Iraq.

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Thursday, 7 July 2011

J'accuse - from the Torygraph! David Cameron is in the sewer because of his News International friends – Telegraph Blogs

Monday, 4 July 2011

New Improv Show - 31/07/11 Courtyard Theatre 40 Pitfield St 7pm

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Friday, 1 July 2011

A little tweak to Agile Retrospectives - Issue Bingo

Are you getting the members of the team to write down on post-its all their issues, good and bad or in four quadrants? Rather than getting them to put them all on the wall and *then* clustering them, take turns to go round the table. When it's a team member's turn, they talk about one of the issues that they have written down and pin it on the wall. Any other members of the team who have post-its about this issue pin them on the wall and cluster them at the same time. In this way, issues cluster themselves (almost). Then you can all talk about that issue before you move on to the next team member and give them a turn.

One interesting effect is that there tend to be just a few issues that are 'Bingo' issues - where everybody has a post-it (or several). Those are the ones you should probably spend most time talking about.

I got this idea in a retrospective - I imagined that the person who was running the retrospective had said this was what they were going to do this. Then they didn't. The awesome power of defective copying.
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